Pizza Roll Overdose

Help.  I just ate 74 pizza rolls.  They are 190 calories for two.  I also had two liters of coke with it.  Will I die if i go right to sleep?? Kyle Darg - Mississippi I'm no health expert, I'm not that kind of Doctor, but I'm guessing you might have a good chance of: ...farting a hole through your mattress, please consider having a fire extinguisher handy just in case of exhaust leaks. ...having a serious heart attack.  That coke habit is serious.  Two liters (about 10.61 pounds) of coke, whether you snort it or shoot it up is, pretty serious in one sitting.  I think it could give you a heart attack.  I hope this is not a daily routine for you, if so, please let me know what kind of job you have to be able to afford a 10 pound a day coke habit???  I'm guessing even at wholesale prices you drop about $50k per month, not to mention the costs of those yummy pizza rolls. Cheers and good luck with that.  If you need rehab try this place, you can for sure afford it at only $65k the first month, plus taxes and expenses not including a room deposit for damages and special nursing services.

My brother eats his boogers

My brother eats his boogers, at least 30 a day. He is super fat so I think he is getting too many calories from his boogers.  Are boogers fatening? Mack - Vermont Well, according to scientists boogers are full of protein and can have two or more calories each.  That could amount to 100 or more calories. Now what bothers me is not him eating his boogies, but that you keep track of how many he eats.  I think that him eating boogers has nothing to do with his weight, but you might want to get some professional help because I think you might have a serious case of "Little Brother Booger Voyeurism" as described by Carl Jung in his book "Kids with problems". Serious psychological drugs might be in your future and your brother will no doubt be very happy to bring you special cupcakes when they lock you up at Arkam Asylum.