Side Effects

may include but are not limited to...


If any of these symptoms last longer than four weeks, please contact us so we can hang out, make fun of you while following you around and posting it on our Public YouTube Channel.

Random Liquid from the Eyes, Spontaneous Orgasms, Rectal-Cranial Inversion, Toe Jam Football, Minor Blindness, Slight Cardiac Arrhythmia, A Touch Of Rigor, Testicular Inversion, Inner-Ear Euphoria, Olfactory Hallucinations, Jail Rape, Complete Collapse Of Civilization, Temporary Tooth Loss, Redundancy, Redundancy, Redundancy, Spontaneous Ejaculation, Idiopathic Colitis, Ramndo Dylseixa, Sticky Wicket, Bee’s Knees, Excessive Nasal Mucous, Sudden And Unexplained Onset Of Cursing In Baby, Voice, Eye Farts, Appearance Of Extra Digits (Hands/Feet), Uncontrollable Obsession With Liberace, Swallowing Of Tongue, May Cause Permanent Loss Of Brain Function, Confused Euphoria, Skeletal Muscle Relaxation, Acute Hyperphasia, Liberal Gynoperception (Or Androperception In Women), Public Micturation, Unwanted, Pregnancy (we will not take any paternity tests what so ever no matter how much it looks like us),Reverse Peristalsis, Rotary Supination, Acute Amnesia, Dehydration, Auroral Hypersensitivity, Death, Tourette’s Syndrome, Deja Vu, Deja Vu, Deja Vu, Ejection Of The Heart From The Body, Spontanious Combustion, Growth Of Extra Body Parts, Elvis Presley Syndrome (Deep, Southern Voice And Invouluntary Swiveling Of The Hips), And/Or Emperor Palaptine’s Syndrome (Discharge Of Lighting Bolts From The Fingers), Abduction By Aliens, Soreness In Hair, Oozing (Generalized), Vague Sensation Of Being Alive, Crankiness, All-Consuming Evil Thoughts And Deeds, 90 Degree Angular Defect In Penis, Fervent Punctuality, Vociferous Syndrome, Type 2 (Non-Gregarious), Feeling Better Than You Ever Thought You Could (The Drug Boys Really Hate That One), Inability To Identify Coke Vs. Pepsi, Man Periods, sand in your Vagina, Loss Of Faith In Humanity, Sudden Loss Of Heartache, Stage 7 (Or Emo Style) Depression, “The Munchies”… But Not The Good Kind., Ungodly Soul Inversion., Growth Of Additional Eyes, Veisalgia, Amnemonic Aphasia, Velociraptorattack, Lilliputian Hallucination, Nocturnal Enuresis, Plagiocephaly, Prosopagnosia, Anencephaly, Androgenetic Alopecia, Acromegaly, Pelvic Congestion, or a narrowing of your already narrow Urethra.

NOTE:  Results similar to that of sugar pill, wrapped in fried onions and a medium rare ribeye steak with a side of baked potato with sour cream.  Or a giant rock cracking you in the head.  Hell, I don’t really know, I’m usually way too busy to pay attention to the ongoing study by the FDA, CIA, FBI, Scotland Yard, Interpol, or Facebook in their attempts to put me in jail for being too Awesome…..