I really like her

I wanted to hang out with a girl who knows I like her but she said no. What do I do?” Chad Turner Have you tried kidnapping her? Hopefully it will make such an impact on her that when you get arrested she might be willing to come visit you in jail. It worked for Charles Manson.

Placenta Party

Q: My wife and I are considering eating the placenta after our baby is born.  We are doing a water home birth and learned that this is a guaranteed way to ensure a long and successful life for our baby.  I have not found any credible information about this online and when we asked our doctor he said not to do it.  I know the doctor is an idiot, so how do we go about this?? A: Oh boy.  Or girl.