Crime Plan

Which states allow an insanity defense? Jimm - Las Vegas, Nevada What crime are you planning to implement that needs such a defense? I think that if you are putting this much planning into your criminal activity, you should probably focus on not getting caught.

City Ord

How can a city ordinance force property owners to remove graffiti when they did not put the graffiti there? Jorden Bush - Newport, OR The sad truth of the mater, despite what the banks tell you about ownership, you don’t own your property, the state does. So if they tell you to do something they have the power to make you homeless and kick you out of the home you are leasing from them with property taxes. They will happily put it up for auction to someone who will comply with their demands. You could get a permit for a mural on your property, then claim that the vandalizm is part of your alternative mural project. If you do the boys and I would be happy to contribute to such a worthwhile cause.

Fight Graffiti

What is the best way to fight graffiti? Xavier - San Diego, California Don’t. Fighting is bad. Graffiti is awesome and you should leave it alone and appreciate it. If you don’t like what was painted, repaint it with something you like. I recommend a solid color of Behr Russian Olive from Home Depot, it’s pretty trendy right now and a great base color for some graffiti I have been wanting to do. Leave your address in the comments when you are done so I can send some folks over to put something nice on it.

Fence problem

I split the cost of a fence with my old neighbor. A new neighbor has moved in and is wanting to remove the fence. The fence is entirely on their property. Can they legally do this? Marton Leone - Sacramento, CA Hey Marton, Yep, the fence is on their property and they can do with it what they like. You might have just built a blobfish of a fence and it's an eyesore on his side of the property. You might just suck at fence building and didn't know it. Here's what I would do.  Show up with a 12 pack of beer, a bottle of decent scotch, some takeout from a local grubhub and have a discussion man to man about this fence issue. He might have legit reasons for wanting to change it. Shoot. If he wants to pay for a new fence every year at least tell him to make sure the workers who are building it for him are smoking hot so you can gawk at them while sitting on your property in your thong drinking heavily and heckling them about their work.

Join a Gang

Should we make joining a gang illegal? Nate Bree - Salem, OR If that was the case, How would people be able to join the police force? Seems to me that the word gang is subjective and could be applied to any group of people. There is already groups profiling based on a group of gang members who have similar interests or characteristics..... Like being dark skinned, mexican, white folks, liking pizza, wearing nail polish, or freeballing it at family gatherings.... Gangster.

Counterfeiting Career

Is counterfeiting a state crime? I've gotten pretty good at making money on my printer and thought I could pay a few bills with them to get me by. Mike Mendoza -San Francisco, California Money if Federal, so counterfeiting would be a Federal Crime. According to Federal § 470 18 U.S.C. § 470 - U.S. Code - Unannotated Title 18. counterfeiting U.S. securities carries a potential fine of up to $250,000 and a maximum of 25 years in federal prison. Although it is illegal, it considered one of the most lucrative businesses, worth about $150 billion a year and increasing. But I personally wouldn’t want to take that risk, but who knows your situation. Have fun with that one and say hi to Billie Jenkens when you are doing time in Penn State.

Gansta Rap

Why does rap take so much pride in hating the establishment? Mike - Washington State I suppose it depends on the rap you listen to. Most of the stuff that bumps my speakers are about drugs, beer parties, and fat bottom girls. Kind of like this awesome video I found on Youtube:

Yakuza Dudes

If the Yakuza are criminals, why don't the Japanese police simply arrest them? Kendra Colgeene -Portland, Oregon I wouldn’t want to mess with those Yakuza dudes (translated to English simply as Gangster). They not only have inside info on where you live, they are happy to show up to your house and burn you and your family to the ground in broad daylight, on national tv, with no masks on, and while singing patriotic Japanese songs. The people who run the Yakuza are crazy rich and influencial. Even if they are caught and arrested, a judge will happily drop the charges and let them go in an effort to save the lives of his family and friends. I wouldn’t put anything past them, those dudes chop off their own hands for fun in their Yubitsume rituals. Dudes are crazy and crazy people rule the world.

Pizza Roll Overdose

Help.  I just ate 74 pizza rolls.  They are 190 calories for two.  I also had two liters of coke with it.  Will I die if i go right to sleep?? Kyle Darg - Mississippi I'm no health expert, I'm not that kind of Doctor, but I'm guessing you might have a good chance of: ...farting a hole through your mattress, please consider having a fire extinguisher handy just in case of exhaust leaks. ...having a serious heart attack.  That coke habit is serious.  Two liters (about 10.61 pounds) of coke, whether you snort it or shoot it up is, pretty serious in one sitting.  I think it could give you a heart attack.  I hope this is not a daily routine for you, if so, please let me know what kind of job you have to be able to afford a 10 pound a day coke habit???  I'm guessing even at wholesale prices you drop about $50k per month, not to mention the costs of those yummy pizza rolls. Cheers and good luck with that.  If you need rehab try this place, you can for sure afford it at only $65k the first month, plus taxes and expenses not including a room deposit for damages and special nursing services.

Getting married and need to lose weight

I am getting married in just 60 days and really want to lose 100 pounds before then so I look hotter than my friends.  I've always been the chubby one and need help. Max Parkes - Germany A picture of you with this question would have helped.  I'm a visual person so I'm guessing if you need to lose 100 pounds that is the equivalent of one of your legs.  I think that your best bet is amputation.  There is a clinic that does great amputation work and can get you a new leg that is a fraction of the weight of your fatty leg.  Dr. Rozbruch of the Hospital for Special Surgery in New York is great and has done thousands of successful surgeries like these.  Schedule an appointment today at 877-606-1555 and you might be fully recovered by the time your wedding is. On the other hand, just a good diet and knowing that he is wanting to marry you makes you a grand prize.  I'm sure he thinks your smoking hot just the way you are.  Just wait to see what happens to your body after the seventh kid.