Pizza Roll Overdose

Help.  I just ate 74 pizza rolls.  They are 190 calories for two.  I also had two liters of coke with it.  Will I die if i go right to sleep?? Kyle Darg - Mississippi I'm no health expert, I'm not that kind of Doctor, but I'm guessing you might have a good chance of: ...farting a hole through your mattress, please consider having a fire extinguisher handy just in case of exhaust leaks. ...having a serious heart attack.  That coke habit is serious.  Two liters (about 10.61 pounds) of coke, whether you snort it or shoot it up is, pretty serious in one sitting.  I think it could give you a heart attack.  I hope this is not a daily routine for you, if so, please let me know what kind of job you have to be able to afford a 10 pound a day coke habit???  I'm guessing even at wholesale prices you drop about $50k per month, not to mention the costs of those yummy pizza rolls. Cheers and good luck with that.  If you need rehab try this place, you can for sure afford it at only $65k the first month, plus taxes and expenses not including a room deposit for damages and special nursing services.

Getting married and need to lose weight

I am getting married in just 60 days and really want to lose 100 pounds before then so I look hotter than my friends.  I've always been the chubby one and need help. Max Parkes - Germany A picture of you with this question would have helped.  I'm a visual person so I'm guessing if you need to lose 100 pounds that is the equivalent of one of your legs.  I think that your best bet is amputation.  There is a clinic that does great amputation work and can get you a new leg that is a fraction of the weight of your fatty leg.  Dr. Rozbruch of the Hospital for Special Surgery in New York is great and has done thousands of successful surgeries like these.  Schedule an appointment today at 877-606-1555 and you might be fully recovered by the time your wedding is. On the other hand, just a good diet and knowing that he is wanting to marry you makes you a grand prize.  I'm sure he thinks your smoking hot just the way you are.  Just wait to see what happens to your body after the seventh kid.

Baby fetish

I fantasize about wearing a diaper around the house and making my husband bottle feed me dinner.  How do I go about asking him to indulge me in my fantasy? Jennifer Pole - California Uhm???  Don't. or Do?  Hell I don't know, but do you. If you and he are happy with that sort of kink, make it happen, just don't leave the house and expose the rest of us to that, my nightmares are already out of control.

I really like her

I wanted to hang out with a girl who knows I like her but she said no. What do I do?” Chad Turner Have you tried kidnapping her? Hopefully it will make such an impact on her that when you get arrested she might be willing to come visit you in jail. It worked for Charles Manson.

Use me for Sex

Why does my ex boyfriend still want to use me for sex? Sandy You let him use you for sex? lol. Ex boyfriend?  Weird, but The instant the sex goes away you won’t hear form him again.  It goes to show what he thought about you in the first place.  Go out and find yourself someone that does not use you when it's convenient. At the end of the day, you can always use him for whatever amazingness he has to offers... money, looks, nice personality, makes an amazing PB and J. In an unrelated really amazing coincidence, my brother just got out of jail after doing 23 years.  He happens to be single and on parole, meaning you know where he is between 6 pm and 8 in the morning.  He works when he is not at home, so he has a job at least.  He is my brother so of course he is amazingly good looking which is always a plus. And as a super bonus, when you get tired of him you can just call in a tip and these nice boys in blue will show up and take him to his new home upstate.

Free Food

Why is FaceBook Free and food is not? Jarvis Facebook is not Free. In exchange for you viewing Google you have agreed to be manipulated by marketing and social engineering and have your personal information given to people who try to sell to you. Your viewership is a commodity worth thousands of dollars. Remember this: if you don't pay for it, you are the product.

too busy to text you back

If a guy says he likes you but still never makes time for you is that normal? Bethany - Seattle, Washington Of course he’s busy. It’s not very polite to text back his girlfriend when making out with another girl, that would be rude. Just wait until it’s your turn and he’ll call you, don't call him, he's very busy practicing for your next date.

The texting has stopped

My gf was once texting me all the time when we first talked now she hardly does, what should I do? Stanley Menge See if you can find out who her side dude is. Now she has you. There's no need to text you all the time.  Have you thought that you might just be boring and you need to learn to be a better texter? Sending pics of your body parts in the bathroom mirror has proven devastating in the past and could take you to the next step in your relationship.... like your next girlfriend.

Taking care of business

You seem to know AAAA-lot. What is the coolest way to handle a man hitting on your girlfriend/wife? Pissed off in Alabama Usually it works good if you just take him in a back room and beat him senseless with a wood chair. If you knock all his teeth out of his head his self esteem will be lowered to the point he won’t want to smile at anyone and even tho his broken arms and legs will get him short term attention from others, the permanent inability to walk strait will make him appear RE-tarded and people will avoid talking to them, including your girlfriend. Problem solved. Or you can stop with your low self esteem and be proud that you have a girlfriend that everyone else looks at and fantasizes they were you.