I want to follow the way of the pirate. Any advice? Keith Bogata -Denver, Colorado Uh, I wanted to be a princess growing up, but that's another story. What you can do is buy a boat, find some semi loyal blokes to follow you with empty promises, and set your way to the seas looking for rich guys on yachts. That's basically how it works. Know tho that True Pirating is ILLEGAL and you should consider having an international lawyer on retainer just in case. On another note: have you considered just being a fisherman?