Sugar Daddy

You need a sugar daddy, here is the place to get one.


^^^Not me. I’m no where near this good looking.^^^

Sugar Daddy

shoo g-er dad-ee ] noun Informal.

  1. slang, a wealthy, middle-aged man who spends freely on a young woman in return for her companionship or intimacy.
  2. a financial provider for someone in a prearranged agreement with mutual benefits.

Synonyms: Gigolo, Amoroso, Robin Hood, Santa Clause, Cavaliere Servente, Dirty Old Man

Noted: A wealthy, usually older man who gives expensive gifts to someone much younger in return for companionship or sexual favors. For example, The aspiring young actress and the sugar daddy are a classic combination in Hollywood. The sugar in this term alludes to the sweetening role of the gifts, and daddy to the age difference between the pair. [Early 1900s]

  • Are you seeking an unhealthy relationship with someone for money?
  • Are you into guys that are so ugly that the thought of them gives nightmares and fits of puking?
  • Do you enjoy getting belittled and treated like a second class slave in public being walked around on a leash and eat on the floor in nice restaurants?
  • Does the thought of being tied up in a dark basement with a bucket to poop in and not knowing when you might see someone seem like a lifestyle you crave every day of your life to have?
  • Are you unable to find employment because your skillsets are so bad that they won’t hire you as a volunteer at the homeless shelter?

If you answered yes to all those questions, Well then, this is your lucky day.

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