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She is “happily” married with twelve kids, a dog, fourteen cats, and $740,000 in debt from a gambling/drug habit she picked up after kid 6.

But Scottie is....

Scottie is a very tall slender young misunderstood person who likes cuddling, long walks in the yard, cats, and cold nights cuddling up to a shivering scared for their life newbie cellmate.  Someday Scottie will have saved enough money from selling Mush Juice to others in his cell block to be able to afford a sex change to become a man.  It’s Scotties dream to be able to pee standing up without a catheter.  If you are interested in going out with Scottie all you have to do is rob any local bank and ask the judge to be hooked up with Scottie, inmate number 1254682, San Quinton Correctional Facility.
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