Taking care of business

You seem to know AAAA-lot. What is the coolest way to handle a man hitting on your girlfriend/wife?

Pissed off in Alabama

Usually it works good if you just take him in a back room and beat him senseless with a wood chair. If you knock all his teeth out of his head his self esteem will be lowered to the point he won’t want to smile at anyone and even tho his broken arms and legs will get him short term attention from others, the permanent inability to walk strait will make him appear RE-tarded and people will avoid talking to them, including your girlfriend. Problem solved.

Or you can stop with your low self esteem and be proud that you have a girlfriend that everyone else looks at and fantasizes they were you.


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LewisOne is a Non-starving artist. Living life as a successful Gallery Artist as well as running various Artistic Businesses. He also does public speaking on the psychology and tactics of business marketing for artists.

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