Class X Felony

My husband was charged with class X aggravated battery and held with no bond. He has no criminal record. How much time is he looking at?

Marsha -Long Beach, California

Marsha,

I would suggest you set up accounts with Hello Cupid, Tinder, and Farmers Only right away because that dude ain’t comin home anytime soon and you don’t want to be senile old lonely hot chick for the next 50 years of your amazing life.

Make sure that on your photos you use a good camera and have one of your girlfriends help you with getting all dolled up.  Having a puppy in your picture and a bottle of wine helps get more attention to your profile. Showing a bit of cleavage is encouraged as well as a proper sun dress.  Lie, lie, lie on your profile like you did to lure your husband in when you first met, it seemed to have gotten you a swell dude the first time.

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